MY CHICKEN EXPERIENCE

I CANT REALLY FATHOM WHY THIS HAPPENED BUT IT DID HAPPEN.ITS REALLY WEIRD AND MOST PEOPLE FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE.

YES I HAVE A PHOBIA FOR CHICKENS!!!

BEFORE YOU ACT ALL SHOCKED AND SQUEEZE YOUR FACE LIKE THAT...YES DAT...JUST KNOW THAT ITS VERY POSSIBLE...

THERES EVEN A NAME FOR THAT KINDA PHOBIA AND ITS CALLED ALEKTOROPHOBIA.

ITS THE FEAR OF CHICKENS.

THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD ALEKTORO IS GREEK (MEANING ROOSTER) AND PHOBIA IS GREEK (MEANING FEAR) ITS A SPECIFIC KIND OF PHOBIA.

IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 11 AND I WENT TO MY VILLAGE WITH MY PARENTS.I WAS SOOOO EXCITED BECAUSE I GET TO GO TO THE STREAM TO FETCH WATER (NO BOREHOLE THEN),JUMP AND PLAY ALOT WITH THE VILLAGE KIDS WHO ALWAYS TREATED ME AS SPECIAL BECAUSE I WAS FROM THE CITY....HEHEHEE....I SPOKE ONLY ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THE LOCAL DIALECT AND THEY COULDN'T SPEAK IT.

    

 AND SOO ONE FATEFUL DAY I WENT PLAYING WITH THE KIDS.I CUT A WHITE SHEET OF PAPER WITH WHICH  I WANTED TO USE IN MAKING A "PAPER AEROPLANE"...AND JUST CLOSE BY WAS A MOTHER HEN WITH ITS WHITE CHICKS. ALL OF A SUDDEN,THE MOTHER HEN CHASED ME AND FLEW ON MY HEAD,AS I WAS STRUGGLING TO PUSH IT AWAY, I FELL DOWN AND INJURED MYSELF...I GOT UP AND IT STILL CHASED ME. WHEEWWWWW, I FINALLY TOOK COVER INSIDE THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE.

I CRIED MY LITTLE PRETTY EYES OUT WONDERING WHAT WENT WRONG AND HOW DID IT HAPPEN?....MY SO CALLED VILLAGE PLAYMATES LAUGHED AT ME SO HARD AND KEPT YABBING ME IN THE LOCAL DIALECT (NOW I WISHED I KNEW HOW TO SPEAK IT) 

WELL DAYS LATER I GOT TO UNDERSTAND THROUGH MY MUM THE REASON FOR THE ATTACK.. PLEASE FOLLOW THROUGH ONCE AGAIN......

 

I WAS WALKING PAST A HEN WITH ITS WHITE CHICKS AND I WAS HOLDING A WHITE SHEET OF PAPER.....TAKE NOTE OF THE COLOR WHITE APPARENTLY THE MOTHER HEN THOUGHT THE WHITE PAPER ON MY HAND WAS ITS WHITE CHICK..AND I WAS WALKING MAJESTICLLY??? HELL NOOO...E NO WAN GREE O....LOLS..

AND SO THAT WAS HOW THAT EXPERIENCE CHANGED MY LIFE...TILL TODAY I RUN FROM THEM..LIKE REALLY RUN...AM SURE MY FRIENDS CAN TESTIFY TO THAT.THEY HAVE EVEN PROMISED TO GIVE ME CHICKENS AS A WEDDING GIFT,OFCOZ WELL PACKAGED WITHOUT ME KNOWING.*frowns* AND I HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A FEATHER DETECTOR AT THE ENTRANCE,ALL WEDDING GIFTS SHALL BE SCREENED.HAHAHAHAA...*TONGUES OUT*

BUT REGARDLESS OF THAT, OOH HOW I LOVE TO EAT CHICKEN...FRIED,STEAMED,PEPPERED,CRUSTED,BBQed AND EVEN SMOKED,INFACT, IN ANY FORM,. LOVE THEM ALL...I EAT IT MORE AS A FORM OF PAY BACK...AMMA EAT THEM ALL FOR SCARING ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE...ITS PAY BACK TIME BABY...(DID I HEAR YOU SAY TO WHOSE DETRIMENT???) LOLZZZZZZ

MY TASTEE YUMMY CHICKEN!!!!!!!